selfish-thought:

carryonfaith:

dekutree:

i choked on my water the second i understood this

never forget

still laughing at this omg

mytoecold:

A guy I don’t know very well handed me his yearbook and asked me if I wanted to sign it. 

I said yes, and shortly after he added, “Just don’t write anything gay.”

I wrote this:

Fuck my actual butthole. You are a boy and so am I. We are going to have sex that is gay. Pound my rock hard cock and bite me.

Love,

Drew 

unshaking:

duh

(Source: )

(Source: horror-o-rama)

(Source: justpredator)

growlithed:

andrewhussiesbosom:

IT’S 88 DEGREES WHY DID I WEAR THIS STRIPED SWEATER

because the best time to wear a striped sweater is all the time

disneyprincest:

i hate when you voluntarily tell your parents some information about your life because you think you can trust them and then they bitch at you for it like congrats you have guaranteed that i will never tell you anything ever again 

makeitzayn:

i look so unnatural when i smile in pictures because my natural face is usually some form of disgust or bitch 

(Source: 1337tattoos)

yasiiia:

I began to hysterically cry when I realized that this described me to a T.

webmddoctor:

could you imagine being a giraffe and having to throw up

(Source: sluttyteenwolf)

cyberbullier:

let’s be real here if icarly were an actual webshow they would get bullied so badly

mspoffin:

hot things to say in bed

• week old hotpocket
• superwholock
• dickey ride
• feels
• schlong
• does this look infected
• peewee
• ratboy genuis